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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 485 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 6,025 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 514 hours, 34 minutes | ||
Joke Statistics
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 987 | Live Jokes: | 392 | |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 595 | Duplicate Jokes: | 19 | |
| Average Joke Score (All Jokes): | 6.10 | Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): | 15.37 | |
| Average Time Before Deletion: | 2,685m | |||
| Favourite Subcategory | Illness and mortality > Obesity (69) | |||
The best of worrying anal seepage's 395 jokes (View All).
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My wife developed breast cancer and told me her doctor had suggested a double mastectomy, so I went online to see if there was any alternative. Tracy, 36, from Newcastle looks a good one. |
 
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by worrying anal seepage in Illness and mortality - Cancer - Added: 1 month, 27 days ago - Current Score: 479
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I'm not saying my wife's a fat bitch, but I've had to put all the chocolate biscuits well out of reach. On the floor. |
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by worrying anal seepage in Illness and mortality - Obesity - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 431.6
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I got sacked tonight for refusing to serve some girl who'd clearly had far too many already. The fat bitch complained to my McManager. |
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by worrying anal seepage in Illness and mortality - Obesity - Added: 4 months ago - Current Score: 358.4
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I was installing a light in the loft today, when I slipped off a joist and put my foot right through the bedroom ceiling. It scared the shit out of my girlfriend. I'm not surprised though, she kicked me out last August. |
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by worrying anal seepage in Sex and shit - Girlfriend (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 week ago - Current Score: 259.6
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I sat on my hand for fifteen minutes earlier, before hoovering the living room. Just so it felt like the wife was doing it. |
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by worrying anal seepage in Other - Hoover - Added: 1 month, 29 days ago - Current Score: 222.6
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What's blue and full of Haribo? Kevin Webster's overalls. |
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by worrying anal seepage in Crime - Paedophilia (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 202.8
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For her own sake, I hope Katie Price's next kid is a mong. It'll need the massive head to prevent it falling out six months early. |
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by worrying anal seepage in Celebrities - Jordan/Katie Price - Added: 4 months ago - Current Score: 191
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It cost me thirty grand when my wife was kidnapped. Hell of a party though. |
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by worrying anal seepage in Sex and shit - Wife (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 months ago - Current Score: 182.4
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I popped into Primark this morning to pick up a t-shirt my daughter had her eye on. "Excuse me," I said at the till, "but any chance of a discount on this?" "I'm sorry sir, but I don't think so," The cashier replied, "it's only a six quid item." "Yes, but it's soiled," I explained. "There's a big black stain on the front." "That's Rihanna's face, sir." |
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My neighbour owes me a new headlamp and radiator grille for my three week old VW Passat. I'm not going to push for it though, as I owe him a seven year old blonde girl with poor road sense. |
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by worrying anal seepage in Illness and mortality - Accidents - Added: 2 months, 22 days ago - Current Score: 149.4
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