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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 1 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 5,475 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 43 minutes | ||
Joke Statistics
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 19 | Live Jokes: | 15 | |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 4 | Duplicate Jokes: | 1 | |
| Average Joke Score (All Jokes): | 288.16 | Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): | 365.00 | |
| Average Time Before Deletion: | 0m | |||
| Favourite Subcategory | In The News > Celebrity Death (5) | |||
The best of wjh31's 15 jokes (View All).
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Hitler walks into the meeting room and turns to his trusted staff, "I want you to organise the execution of 10,000 Jews and 1 kitten." Everyone looks around the table and after a long silence, Goering pipes up, "Mein Führer, why do you want to kill a kitten?" Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table, "You see, no one cares about the Jews." |
 
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What's the difference between Hitler and Paula Radcliffe? Hitler tried to finish the race. |
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by wjh31 in Celebrities - Historical Figures (+ 1 more) - Added: 6 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 791.4
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What was the last thing that went through Kurt Cobain's mind when he shot himself? The roof of his mouth. |
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by wjh31 in In The News - Celebrity Death (+ 1 more) - Added: 6 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 520
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How do you crucify a spastic? On a Swastika. |
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by wjh31 in Illness and mortality - Disability - Added: 6 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 469.2
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Why do German shower nozzles have eleven holes in the head? Jews only have ten fingers. |
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by wjh31 in Celebrities - Historical Figures - Added: 6 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 335.6
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What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common? Their last big hit was The Wall! |
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by wjh31 in In The News - Celebrity Death - Added: 6 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 317.6
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What has more brains that Kurt Cobain? The wall behind him. |
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by wjh31 in In The News - Celebrity Death (+ 1 more) - Added: 6 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 215.6
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"My Grandad died in a concentration camp." "Was he gassed?" "No, he fell out of his machine-gun tower! "Only joking, he just broke his arm." |
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by wjh31 in Illness and mortality - Accidents - Added: 6 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 210
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Knock, Knock Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? VE ASK ZE KVESTIONS! *SLAP* |
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My love for you is like chocolate, It will melt away as soon as something hotter comes along. |
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