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Remove laughter and what do you have? Platonic Virtue that's what!

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User Statistics
User Level: User
Contribution Points: 536
Total Joke Score: 3,739
Total Time Active: 215 hours, 39 minutes
Joke Statistics
Total Jokes Submitted: 667 Live Jokes: 231
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 436 Duplicate Jokes: 71
Average Joke Score (All Jokes): 5.61 Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): 16.19
Average Time Before Deletion: 10,659m
Favourite Subcategory Sports > Football (53)

The best of whufc_123's 231 jokes (View All).
1241644
In America, flipping the bird means an offensive gesture using your middle finger.

In Britain, flipping the bird means it's time for anal. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by whufc_123 in Sex and shit - Anal - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 942.6

1309046
I've just become a Professor of Palindromes.

I'm now known as Dr. Awkward. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by whufc_123 in Other - Palindromes - Added: 11 months ago - Current Score: 472.8

1081393
We had to say goodbye to our German Shepherd yesterday.

Auf wiedersehen, pet. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by whufc_123 in Other - Animals/Insects - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago - Current Score: 263.2

1435779
Oscar Pistorius has murdered his girlfriend.

Proof that even a man with no legs has a better shot than Fernando Torres. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by whufc_123 in Sports - Football (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 246

1338329
After throwing eight badminton players out of the Olympics for not trying, the IOC have been accused of double standards after allowing the entire Australian team to stay. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by whufc_123 in Racism - Australian (+ 1 more) - Added: 9 months ago - Current Score: 215.4

1418359
A 17 Year old boy has been accused of raping a 14 year old girl.

Or as it is known at the BBC, Work Experience. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by whufc_123 in Sex and shit - Children (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 months ago - Current Score: 138.4

1327467
I just found bacteria growing on my chocolate bar.

I guess there is Life on Mars. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by whufc_123 in Other - Food and Drink - Added: 10 months ago - Current Score: 127.2

1289600
Gary Lineker: "Vincent, what was the most important thing to help City win the league this season?"

Vincent Kompany: "Money. Shit loads of money." 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by whufc_123 in Sports - Football - Added: 1 year ago - Current Score: 122.8

1298001
This is the final act of Eurovision 2012.

They think it's Moldova. It is now. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke submitted by whufc_123, originally by Richard Osman - Twitter in TV - Eurovision - Added: 1 year ago - Current Score: 98

1460569
I'm watching Margaret Thatcher's funeral and I've now gone through an entire box of tissues.

Her granddaughter is something else. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by whufc_123 in In The News - Celebrity Death (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 month ago - Current Score: 92.6


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