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| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 98 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 1,501 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 39 hours, 13 minutes | ||
The best of twatrag's 14 jokes (View All).
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You will never guess who I just saw at the petrol station - it was that human torch guy from the Fantastic 4 film. I tried to get his autograph but he just kept rolling around on the floor screaming. |
 
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Black history week? They don't need a week, I can sum it up in 5 seconds. We were savages. We were slaves. We were freed. We are savages. |
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It's all very well Gok Wan telling those fat bitches they look good naked... He doesn't have to fuck them. |
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| I got the job of face painter at our local village fete. My tiger, my cat, and spiderman were really popular, it was my japanese bukkake that got me wrestled to the ground. |
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| If you cant motivate yourself to exercise , simply hang around outside the school gates wearing nothing but a pair of trainers. |
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submitted by twatrag, originally by max cannon in Crime - Paedophilia - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 10.4
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My granny said to me, "You're just like your father." She was spot on, he preferred fucking her up the arse as well. |
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GIVE BLACKS RIGHTS and lefts and arse kicks and head butts |
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| How come when tarzan climbs up a tree naked and starts screaming all the animals come to him, but when I do it the police come, again ? |
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submitted by twatrag, originally by red meat in Sex and shit - Euphemisms - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 5.2
| My dog died today it chewed through an electric cable, stupid mutt , it was the only thing keeping him on the roofrack. |
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If you ever buy one of those knives off the shopping channel that can cut a tin can in half, don't test it out on a spray paint can. Been cleaning the kitchen for 6 months. Well, the wife has. |
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submitted by twatrag, originally by red meat and me in Sex and shit - Sexism (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 4.8
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