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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 405 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 2,398 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 49 hours, 18 minutes | ||
Joke Statistics
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 33 | Live Jokes: | 12 | |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 21 | Duplicate Jokes: | 2 | |
| Average Joke Score (All Jokes): | 72.67 | Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): | 199.83 | |
| Average Time Before Deletion: | 376,798m | |||
| Favourite Subcategory | In The News > Celebrity Death (1) | |||
The best of touchtouchtouch's 12 jokes (View All).
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Some of the jokes on this site are a bit far fetched. Sickipedians with girlfriends? |
 
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by touchtouchtouch in Sex and shit - Relationships - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 1,326.6
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I was asked recently whether I liked porn. Do I like porn? Does a bear shit in a Japanese schoolgirl's mouth? |
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by touchtouchtouch in Sex and shit - Pornography - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 836.2
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So, Jordan's been raped and Jack Tweed has been accused of rape? The last person he shagged got Cancer, who's hoping for a second hit? |
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by touchtouchtouch in Celebrities - Jordan/Katie Price - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 44.8
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The South African minister has claimed there will be 'World War 3' South Africa versus the rest of the world? Bring it the fuck on. |
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I just accidently smashed my mentally ill wife's expensive china. She went fucking sane. |
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by touchtouchtouch in Sex and shit - Wife (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 38.2
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What's going through Maddie's head at the moment? Jackson's cock. |
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by touchtouchtouch in In The News - Missing Persons - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 26
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Ive just heard that in Arab countries if a woman gets raped then it is deemed her fault ...so why do Sickipedians hate arabs so much? |
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Helen Goddard, a music teacher, has just been jailed for 15 months for having sexual relations with a pupil. I would like to be the first to say 'fair fucking play!' to the pupil. |
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by touchtouchtouch in Sex and shit - Teenagers - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 20.2
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'Give an African Village water for £2 a month' or 'Make a dog happy for £3 a week' I guess charities get their priorities from the BNP |
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I was in a supermarket the other day when I overheard a woman call her daughter a stupid pig. Afterwards the woman asked her daughter if she even knew what a pig was. 'Yes mum' replied the daughter, 'the child of a swine' |
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