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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 4 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 716 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 12 hours, 29 minutes | ||
Joke Statistics
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 73 | Live Jokes: | 7 | |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 66 | Duplicate Jokes: | 33 | |
| Average Joke Score (All Jokes): | 9.81 | Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): | 102.29 | |
| Average Time Before Deletion: | 19,086m | |||
| Favourite Subcategory | Celebrities > Amy Winehouse (1) | |||
All of tommehh420's 7 jokes.
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I love walking on the beach with my girlfriend. Until the LSD wears off and I'm just dragging a stolen mannequin around a car park. |
 
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Waitress: Have I kept you waiting long? Me: No, but did you know there are 3,296 squares on the ceiling? |
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Smartphones are like STDs Even little kids have them now.. |
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| Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya. |
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by tommehh420 in Illness and mortality - Alcohol And Drugs - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 6.2
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Last night me and my wife watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the telly. |
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| I bet that's the only bag thats been delivered to her house that hasn't been brought by a drug dealer. |
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Joke
by tommehh420 in Celebrities - Amy Winehouse - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 4.8
| The blue whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of sperm when mating. Only 10% enter the female. So thats why the sea tastes salty. |
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