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All of tommehh420's 7 jokes.
I love walking on the beach with my girlfriend.
Until the LSD wears off and I'm just dragging a stolen mannequin around a car park.
Waitress: Have I kept you waiting long?
Me: No, but did you know there are 3,296 squares on the ceiling?
|Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya.|
|I bet that's the only bag thats been delivered to her house that hasn't been brought by a drug dealer.|
|The blue whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of sperm when mating. Only 10% enter the female. So thats why the sea tastes salty.|
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