titwonker's Profile Information:
I used to wank on tits until they kicked me out of the bird garden
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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 112 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 2,132 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 15 hours, 17 minutes | ||
All of titwonker's 3 jokes.
| Why does everyone think my Dads are gay? |
 
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by titwonker in Sex and shit - Gay (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 2,111.8
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A lawyer read the will of a rich man to the deceased's family:
"To my loving wife Rose, who stood by me in rough times, as well as good, I leave the house and £2 million." The lawyer continued, "To my daughter Jessica, who looked after me in sickness and kept the business going, I leave the yacht, the business and £1 million." The lawyer concluded, "And, to my cousin Dan, who hated me, argued with me, and thought t [...] |
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Joke
by titwonker in Illness and mortality - Death (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 20.8
| Hearing about the events about to unfold in Iran, France has surrendered |
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