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All of tim.mark.phil's 5 jokes.
As I watched an old lady struggling to keep her balance whilst crossing the road with her shopping - I thought to myself
"I wonder if I would laugh if she were to fall over"
And then I burst into hysterics
As she was hit by a bus.
My daughter's teacher asked me why I chose to nickname my daughter Lumpy.
"Is it because she is slightly overweight, because I believe that is not helping her self esteem"
"No" I replied, "She's got cancer".
Now the olympics is over, it's time for the paralympics.
I've been looking forward to a decent wank.
Girls always think I'm being really nice when I hold a door open for them.
Which is fine for me, as I'm only doing it to check out their arse.
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