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The best of superhorse's 53 jokes (View All).
A man walks into a pet shop, puts a bomb on the counter and says, "You've got one minute to get out of here before the place blows!"
A tortoise in the back shouts, "You bastard!"
Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disneyland Paris?
Because every time they set them off the French try to surrender.
A young married couple were sitting in the cinema. After a while the woman said to her husband, "The man next to me is masturbating."
"Ignore him honey," replied the man. "Come on we'll move seats."
"I can't" she said, "He's using my hand."
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