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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 30 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 9,352 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 2 hours, 57 minutes | ||
Joke Statistics
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 78 | Live Jokes: | 53 | |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 25 | Duplicate Jokes: | 18 | |
| Average Joke Score (All Jokes): | 119.90 | Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): | 176.45 | |
| Average Time Before Deletion: | 469m | |||
| Favourite Subcategory | Other > Animals/Insects (6) | |||
The best of superhorse's 53 jokes (View All).
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A man staying at a hotel removed a card offering sexual services from a nearby phone box. Back in his hotel room he rang the number and a woman with a silky soft voice asked if she could be of assistance.
"Yes" he said. "I'd like a doggie in bondage gear, leather, PVC, whips, the lot. And then some hardcore spanking, rounded off with a blow job. What do you think?" The woman said, "That sounds really good and I'd like to oblige, but if you press 9 first you [...] |
 
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by superhorse in Sex and shit - Prostitutes - Added: 5 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 1,004.8
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A girl brought her boyfriend home late one night. With her parents being asleep in bed, she asked him to be quiet. So when he said he was desperate to use the bathroom , rather than sending him upstairs and risk waking her parents, she told him to use the kitchen sink instead. A few minutes later he popped his head around the door. "Have you finished" she whispered. "Yeah" he said, "Have you got any paper?" |
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by superhorse in Illness and mortality - Bowel - Added: 5 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 778
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Finding her young son scooping ice cream in the kitchen, a mother raged, "Dinner is going to be ready soon. Put that ice cream away and go and play."
"But mum" wailed the child, "There's no one to play with." "OK," said the mother wearily, "I'll play with you. What do you want to play?" "Lets play mummy and daddy. You go upstairs and lie on the bed." So the mother went upstairs and lay on the bed. The boy put on his [...] |
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A man walks into a pet shop, puts a bomb on the counter and says, "You've got one minute to get out of here before the place blows!" A tortoise in the back shouts, "You bastard!" |
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I slept like a baby last night. I pissed the bed 3 times and woke up sick twice. |
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Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disneyland Paris? Because every time they set them off the French try to surrender. |
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A woman was at home one afternoon when she heard a knock at the door.
She answered it and it was a man who said "Do you have a vagina?" She screamed and slammed the door in his face. The next day she heard another knock on the door and when she opened it the same man said "Do you have a vagina?" So she slammed the door in his face again. She told her husband about this and they came up with an idea. The husband decided to take the day off work [...] |
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| A woman sent her clothing to a Chinese laundry, but when it came back there were still stains on her panties. So the following week she enclosed a note saying, 'use more soap on panties.' The next day when she picked up her next lot of laundry there was a note on it saying, 'use more paper on ass.' |
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| Due to recent events, Jennifer Hudson has cancelled her appearence on family fortunes..... |
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A young married couple were sitting in the cinema. After a while the woman said to her husband, "The man next to me is masturbating." "Ignore him honey," replied the man. "Come on we'll move seats." "I can't" she said, "He's using my hand." |
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by superhorse in Sex and shit - ??? General - Added: 5 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 326.2
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