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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 911 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 3,810 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 115 hours, 1 minutes | ||
Joke Statistics
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 260 | Live Jokes: | 84 | |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 176 | Duplicate Jokes: | 29 | |
| Average Joke Score (All Jokes): | 14.65 | Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): | 45.36 | |
| Average Time Before Deletion: | 53,989m | |||
| Favourite Subcategory | Sex and shit > Rape (11) | |||
The best of summerfever's 84 jokes (View All).
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Apparently Wi-Fi laptops can damage your sperm. In my experience, not as much as sperm can damage your Wi-Fi laptop. |
 
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by summerfever in In The News - Headlines - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago - Current Score: 1,482.6
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Got an awesome watch for my birthday. It was waterproof, shockproof, fireproof, bulletproof, acidproof, childproof & scratchproof. I lost it. |
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submitted by summerfever, originally by summerfever in Other - Irony - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 421.4
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Little Johnny puts his hand up in class: "Please miss have you got a rubber?" "No Johnny, use the girl's behind." |
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by summerfever in Sex and shit - Anal (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 414.6
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I went up to the girl at the sandwich bar and said, "I'll have a ham salad sandwich, please, and can you take the cucumber out?" Some slags will pleasure themselves anywhere. |
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by summerfever in In The News - Health News - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 239.6
| Rape alarms are such a good idea. The other night I heard one going off so I was able to go and join in. |
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"Hi Mum, I'm back." "And where do you think you've been all afternoon?" "Playing down by the railway line with my half-sister." "She's not your half......." |
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by summerfever in Illness and mortality - Accidents - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 104.2
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Black woman has white baby. Can you imagine the birth, it must have looked like a blackhead popping. |
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BBC News: Millions hit by Pakistan floods. We've had floods of Pakis affecting millions of people in this country for years and suddenly it's news. |
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A gorgeous blonde in our office said to me the other day, "Would you like some of my Cherryade?" I replied, "I don't mind if I do, but I'd prefer it if you called me Adrian." |
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"RAPISTS SHOULD BE HUNG" Yeah, cos then it hurts more |
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