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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 2 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 2,072 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 19 minutes | ||
Joke Statistics
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 31 | Live Jokes: | 4 | |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 27 | Duplicate Jokes: | 15 | |
| Average Joke Score (All Jokes): | 66.84 | Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): | 518.00 | |
| Average Time Before Deletion: | 6m | |||
| Favourite Subcategory | Other > Professions (1) | |||
All of stuey1968's 4 jokes.
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Me and the wife stopped at the services recently for some breakfast. We got two fry ups, two coffees and two jam doughnuts. I got to the cashier and I said, "I'm sorry, love, but I only have a £50 note." "That's okay," she said, "just put the doughnuts back." |
 
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A blunt and straight talking Barnsley lad wakes up one morning with a sore anus, so he goes to the local village shop and says to the assistant, "Na then lad, has tha got any arse cream?" "Certainly," replies the assistant. "Do you want Magnum or Cornetto?" |
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| Government Health Warning :- if you experience symptoms like severe bad breath, sweaty underarms and an irrational fear of pigs, DO NOT PANIC, you do not have swine flu, you're just a Paki! |
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Joke
by stuey1968 in Illness and mortality - Swine Flu - Added: 4 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 109.2
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Need a Mortgage? Had enough of being turned away? Need a low interest rate? Please Apply to : Mr Gordon Brown c/o HM Government 10 Downing Street London If you're in the shit, These people can bail you out!! |
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