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|Total Joke Score:||30,771|
|Total Time Active:||29 hours, 33 minutes|
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I met a 14 year old girl on the internet. She was clever, funny, flirty and sexy, so I suggested we meet up.
She turned out to be an undercover detective.
How cool is that at her age?!
The doctor came out of the maternity ward and said, "Mr Smith, I'm afraid your baby was still born."
I asked, "What, STILL, after all the shit I did to kill it?!"
I think our Christmas tree lights are niggers.
They never work, they're all chained together, and we hang them from trees.
Got a leaflet through my door this morning.
It said "People like You Vote BNP"
How did THEY know I'm an ignorant racist cunt?!
The EU has lifted a ban on misshapen vegetables.
Thank fuck - I can finally let my mongoloid son out of the cellar.
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