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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 25 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 30,771 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 29 hours, 33 minutes | ||
Joke Statistics
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 499 | Live Jokes: | 203 | |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 296 | Duplicate Jokes: | 19 | |
| Average Joke Score (All Jokes): | 61.67 | Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): | 151.58 | |
| Average Time Before Deletion: | 1m | |||
| Favourite Subcategory | Crime > Paedophilia (10) | |||
The best of storyteller's 203 jokes (View All).
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I met a 14 year old girl on the internet. She was clever, funny, flirty and sexy, so I suggested we meet up. She turned out to be an undercover detective. How cool is that at her age?! |
 
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submitted by storyteller, originally by Jimmy Carr in Crime - Paedophilia - Added: 4 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 4,136.6
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One morning my hot 15 year-old sister came into my room crying. Dad had finally told her that her real parents were unknown - she was adopted.
I was a good big brother. I put a comforting arm around her, and told her that it doesn't matter, that we'll always love her, and that I thought she was the most wonderful sister in the world. Then, I dunno how it happened, but we kissed, and soon things got really passionate - clothes came off, and... we had the most amazing sex. [...] |
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by storyteller in Sex and shit - Incest (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 1,791.8
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The doctor came out of the maternity ward and said, "Mr Smith, I'm afraid your baby was still born." I asked, "What, STILL, after all the shit I did to kill it?!" |
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I said, "Darling, let's try something new in the bedroom... I'll get some chocolate spread, some whipped cream, and a few strawberries.
"Then I'll paint my cock with the chocolate spread, and call the kids in for a 'special treat'. Then, one by one, I'll pop the strawberries up my arse, squirt cream down my crack, and while Emily deepthroats me for the last of the chocolate, Jessica can my lick my arsehole and swallow strawberries as I shit them out. " [...] |
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I think our Christmas tree lights are niggers. They never work, they're all chained together, and we hang them from trees. |
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| Women's football would be a lot more popular if they renamed it "22 girls 1 cup" |
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I've invented a more efficient whisk It's causing quite a stir. |
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Got a leaflet through my door this morning. It said "People like You Vote BNP" How did THEY know I'm an ignorant racist cunt?! |
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The EU has lifted a ban on misshapen vegetables. Thank fuck - I can finally let my mongoloid son out of the cellar. |
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by storyteller in Illness and mortality - Thalidomide - Added: 4 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 566.6
| My boss caught me wanking over Viz this morning. I said it was for comic relief. |
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by storyteller in Sex and shit - Masturbation (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 529.2
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