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The best of slobalob123's 50 jokes (View All).
If I could go back in time I would do so much good, save so many lives and rewrite history in the process.
For a start I would make Emile Heskey captain of the Titanic and tell him to aim for the iceberg.
What's all the fuss about prisoners having the vote?
It's just one bunch of criminals electing another.
Another hard week in the public sector:
Monday: Diversity training
Tuesday: Planning for strike day
Wednesday: On strike/Xmas shopping
Thursday: Whole day bitching about Clarkson
I see Man Utd wore black shirts and shorts against Southampton on Saturday.
Brazen bastards are even dressing as referees now.
Well done, Corrie, with your move into lesbian porn. Cool!
However I did notice a white doctor in the same episode so do please keep it believable.
I'm looking to buy a house and went to the estate agent.
"I got a nice semi to show you", he said.
I fucked off out of there pretty damn quick.
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