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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 17 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 7,008 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 8 hours, 53 minutes | ||
Joke Statistics
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 52 | Live Jokes: | 16 | |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 36 | Duplicate Jokes: | 22 | |
| Average Joke Score (All Jokes): | 134.77 | Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): | 438.00 | |
| Average Time Before Deletion: | 0m | |||
| Favourite Subcategory | Sex and shit > Wife (2) | |||
The best of slider1874's 16 jokes (View All).
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Airlines have banned passengers from taking tweezers on board... Anybody who can hijack a plane using a set of tweezers deserves the fucking plane. |
 
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submitted by slider1874, originally by Ed Byrne in Other - Transport - Added: 4 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 2,428.2
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I just ended a long-term relationship today. I'm not too bothered, it wasn't mine. |
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by slider1874 in Sex and shit - Relationships - Added: 4 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 1,910.6
| How come you get charged with assault for kicking the fuck out of a white guy, but when you smash a black guy you get charged with impersonating a police officer. |
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| In Soviet Russia good jokes vote down Americans. |
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A small town has a monastery on one end, and convent on the other. The nuns need some supplies, so one of the priests is sent to deliver them. It's a nice day, so he decides to walk the supplies over.
As he gets to the edge of town, a hooker approaches him and asks, "Hey father, how about a blow job, 25 bucks?" The priest says, "What's a blow job?" at which the hooker laughs and walks away. At the centre of town, another hooker ask [...] |
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| Some people believe that Sarah Palin wasn't the best choice to be John McCain's running mate. But have you seen how well his shirts have been ironed throughout the whole campaign? |
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One night a man walks into a bar looking sad. The bartender asks the man what he wants.
The man says, "Oh, just a beer." The bartender asked the man, "What's wrong, why are you so down today?" The man said, "My wife and I got into a fight and she said she wouldn't talk to me for a month." The bartender said, "So, what's wrong with that?" The man said, "Well, the month is up ton [...] |
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What does the KKK and Nike have in common? They both make blacks run faster. |
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by slider1874 in Racism - Black (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 157.6
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I read a woman's valentines magazine the other day and saw an article entitled 'How to know what's going through the man in your lifes mind as hes choosing your present.' It was a surprisingly long article, which at no point featured the words, "This'll do! A giant Toblerone, she'll love that!" |
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The wife is trying to get me to go to church on Sunday, I told her straight "The only church I want to be in is Charlotte". |
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by slider1874 in Celebrities - Charlotte Church - Added: 4 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 128.6
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