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User Statistics
User Level: User
Contribution Points: 44
Total Joke Score: 132
Total Time Active: 22 hours, 49 minutes
Joke Statistics
Total Jokes Submitted: 53 Live Jokes: 19
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 34 Duplicate Jokes: 5
Average Joke Score (All Jokes): 2.49 Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): 6.95
Average Time Before Deletion: 55,215m
Favourite Subcategory Sex and shit > Rape (2)

The best of sixtowin's 19 jokes (View All).
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Immigration and Islam in the county has gone too far, it's all over the place!

Why just the other day I overheard two old women chatting about koran asian street.
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Joke by sixtowin in TV - Soap - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 26

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Apparently the best selling toy for adults this Christmas will be the 'Show me where Jimmy Savile Touched you' doll. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by sixtowin in Celebrities - Jimmy Savile - Added: 8 months ago - Current Score: 22.4

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What's the difference between 5 white men fucking a woman, and 5 black men fucking a women?

Ones called dogging and the others gang rape.
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Joke by sixtowin in Sex and shit - Rape - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 18.6

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Pulling a road kill rabbit out of a hat this Christmas.

A Lidl Bit of Magic.
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Joke by sixtowin in TV - Adverts - Added: 7 months ago - Current Score: 13

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If......

You remember having a rotary telephone.

You know who shot J.R.

You learned to swim at about the same time 'Jaws' came out... and still carry the emotional scars to prove it.

You remember Bo and Luke Duke, Daisy, Boss Hogg, or, worst of all - what Sheriff Roscoe's full name was. (Coltrain)

You found nothing strange about Bert and Ernie living together.

You know all the words to the double-album set [...]

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Joke by sixtowin in Sex and shit - Paedophile - Added: 7 months ago - Current Score: 12.8

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Our local Vicar called round to see me the other day.

"I'm hoping to see you at church this Sunday." He said.

"Nah" I replied "Church isn't for me Vic. In fact I believe that your one true god is just a man made idea that was created to allay our fear of death and religion is used to control the population. Also the power that been given to the leaders of the church has be abused, leading to many abandoning the thought that there is any go [...]

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Joke by sixtowin in Sex and shit - Wife - Added: 7 months ago - Current Score: 11.2

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A rescue plan is a lot like sarcasm.

The Americans just don't understand it.
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Joke by sixtowin in Racism - American - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 7.8

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How many Popes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2. One to screw in the light bulb and one to deny the Catholics church's involvement in screwing in a light bulb.
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Joke by sixtowin in Religion - Catholicism - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 7

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BBC NEWS: Merkel: 'Multiculture has failed'

Don't be too hastly Germany, maybe there's a Third Way.
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Joke by sixtowin in In The News - Headlines - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 4.4

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I got caught wanking on the bus today.

I'd almost finished myself, before the driver pulled me off.
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Joke by sixtowin in Sex and shit - Masturbation - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 3


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