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|Total Time Active:||83 hours, 54 minutes|
The best of shk's 30 jokes (View All).
As I left the pub last night this black guy ran after me immediately.
''You forgot your phone on the table mate'' he said, handing back the phone to me.
Strange, but I graciously took back my Nokia 3310.
I got chatting to a Nigerian prostitute on a dating site.
We were getting really flirty when she purred, ''I feel like sucking you dry.''
I said, "If you think I'll give you my bank details you've got another thing coming."
A man walked into a florist and saw a sign that read 'Say it with flowers'.
"Wrap up just one", he said.
"Just one?", asked the florist sarcastically.
"Yeah, I am a man of few words".
I was chatting with a bird at the pub when she said she wanted a man who will sweep her off her feet,
so I gave her a tackle.
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