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User Statistics
User Level: User
Contribution Points: 13
Total Joke Score: 458
Total Time Active: 4 hours, 17 minutes
Joke Statistics
Total Jokes Submitted: 17 Live Jokes: 7
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 10 Duplicate Jokes: 4
Average Joke Score (All Jokes): 26.94 Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): 65.43
Average Time Before Deletion: 17,797m
Favourite Subcategory In The News > Wars (1)

All of senorchrees's 7 jokes.
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"Knock knock"

"Who's there?"

"American special forces"

"NO, NO THANKS, I'M OK"
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Joke by senorchrees in In The News - Wars - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 430.4

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I'm terrified of the gym.

Everytime I look at the treadmill I run a mile.
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Joke by senorchrees in Other - Exercise - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 9.4

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Sky News: "Pensioner scarred for life after iron attack"

On the bright side, it's only for 5 years, max.
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Joke by senorchrees in Crime - Assault - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 7

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What's the difference between my cock and the recent 8 inch snowfall?

About 7 inches.
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Joke by senorchrees in In The News - Weather - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 6.4

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Oh my god, did you see what happened on the X-Factor tonight?!?!

Yeah, me neither.
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Joke by senorchrees in TV - Talent Shows - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 3

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BBC News: 'Shay Given out for up to three months'

I wonder who will be landed with the arduous task of warming his seat on the bench.
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Joke by senorchrees in Sports - Football - Added: 2 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 2.2

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There is nothing more exhilarating than shooting craps in a Las Vegas casino.

Just enjoy it while you can, it's only a matter of minutes before security confiscate your gun and remove you from the bathroom.
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Joke by senorchrees in Other - Gambling - Added: 2 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 1


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