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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 76 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 159 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 3 hours, 7 minutes | ||
Joke Statistics
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 18 | Live Jokes: | 10 | |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 8 | Duplicate Jokes: | 2 | |
| Average Joke Score (All Jokes): | 8.83 | Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): | 15.90 | |
| Average Time Before Deletion: | 4,991m | |||
| Favourite Subcategory | Sex and shit > Paedophile (3) | |||
All of scabbymingegremlin's 10 jokes.
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I couldn't help but question the legality of having sex with a girl one day short of her 16th birthday, so I thought I'd risk it. Turns out that having sex with your sister is illegal regardless of her age. |
 
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by scabbymingegremlin in Sex and shit - Incest (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 71
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I'm so excited! And I just can't hide it! Which is why, as a school janitor, I'm never wearing these tight trousers to work again. |
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by scabbymingegremlin in Sex and shit - Paedophile - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago - Current Score: 33.6
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BBC NEWS NI - Hurricane Katia Winds Reach Northern Ireland BBC NEWS WALES - Travel Hit As 81mph Winds Strike BBC NEWS ENGLAND - Severe Winds Batter Northern England BBC NEWS SCOTLAND - Brother And Sister Caught Having Sex In Train Station |
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by scabbymingegremlin in In The News - Hurricanes (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago - Current Score: 14.8
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All of a sudden, Amy Winehouse is a hero due to toxicology tests showing no illegal drugs in her system at the time of her death. In other news, Gary Glitter's hoping he dies when his cock's not in a child. |
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by scabbymingegremlin in Celebrities - Gary Glitter (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 10.8
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The wife was watching Pat's funeral on EastEnders. "Why are you getting so sad?" I asked. "I'm not," she replied. I replied, "You are, you're watching EastEnders." |
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I just had a leaflet posted through my door inviting me to what sounds like a very prestigious annual fashion event. Third World Clothing Collection is on Tuesday. |
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by scabbymingegremlin in Other - Charity (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 7
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I was once told that having sex is the perfect way to pass time during a power cut, so when ours went off during this morning's high winds, I thought I'd put the theory into practice. In hindsight, it probably wasn't the best decision I've made as a primary school teacher. |
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by scabbymingegremlin in In The News - Hurricanes (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 6
| I bet Osama was raging when nobody revived him when he was in Second Chance Pro. |
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by scabbymingegremlin in In The News - 9/11 - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 5.4
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Going to turn the TV off now, this is absolutely sickening. Cher Lloyd should NOT have been allowed to have her own music video. |
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by scabbymingegremlin in Celebrities - Cher Lloyd - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 2.8
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I came out of the work's toilet, and asked my boss if I should flush the toilet paper away. He looked at me strangely, and said, "of course you fucking should!" I'm not even sure if everyone had read it. |
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