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The best of sam23's 232 jokes (View All).
At school, many people ask me why I'm so quiet all the time.
Well, you can't really plan a killing spree out loud.
Blind people often have better hearing.
For example, the referee won't notice an offside but he will send you off you if you call him a cunt.
"I've got good news and bad news," the doctor told me.
"Allright, I'll have the bad news first then," I replied.
"You have terminal cancer."
"What's the good news?"
"The good news is for the other patient."
After many years of saving, I can finally get myself the Lamborghini I've always wanted.
Now just a few more years and I'll be able to put fuel in it.
I think Eden Hazard should have some kind of warning printed on the back of his football shirt so people will know he can be aggressive.
"Remember my name, you'll be screaming it later."
Looking back, I think that was the main reason why I got arrested so quickly after the rape.
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