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The best of ruthless2009's 27 jokes (View All).
There's a lot of unfunny jokes on Sickipedia and I think I know who's to blame...
|The best part of being drunk is when you've drank a lot and your piss looks like water and you don't have to flush the toilet.|
I've finally accomplished my dream of winning the same amount of Tours De France as Lance Armstrong.
I was telling my mate about an American girl I'd slept with.
"Which state?", he asked.
"Oh, she was unconscious."
Just saw Gillian Mckeith's program 'You are what you eat'
What does she eat then, ugly, ginger, freckly, menopausal skeletons?
I fingered my sister the other day.
I mean, what else was I supposed to do when my Dad said, "Who ate the last biscuit?"
Great little prank for Facebook chat:
Click on anyone randomly and type
"I couldn't be bothered taking her to the abortion clinic, so I just did it myself"
Then type, "Oops sorry wrong convo!"
The responses are priceless!
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