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| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 25 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 3,422 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 15 hours, 2 minutes | ||
The best of ruthless2009's 27 jokes (View All).
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There's a lot of unfunny jokes on Sickipedia and I think I know who's to blame... Christopher Columbus. |
 
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| Isn't it funny how polite you become when you've nearly just been caught wanking? |
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by ruthless2009 in Sex and shit - Masturbation - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 752.4
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I saw this posted on the site before: "As a women, I think this site is sexist and disgusting and you should all be ashamed of yourselves!" I stopped reading after 'As a woman, I think'. I thought there's no point reading on if she's going to lie straight away. |
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| The best part of being drunk is when you've drank a lot and your piss looks like water and you don't have to flush the toilet. |
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by ruthless2009 in Illness and mortality - Alcohol And Drugs (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 266
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Whats brown, quick and runny? Usain Bolt. |
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by ruthless2009 in Celebrities - Sports Personalities - Added: 4 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 154.8
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I've finally accomplished my dream of winning the same amount of Tours De France as Lance Armstrong. Zero. |
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I was telling my mate about an American girl I'd slept with. "Which state?", he asked. "Oh, she was unconscious." |
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Just saw Gillian Mckeith's program 'You are what you eat' What does she eat then, ugly, ginger, freckly, menopausal skeletons? |
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by ruthless2009 in Celebrities - Gillian McKeith - Added: 3 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 81.6
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I fingered my sister the other day. I mean, what else was I supposed to do when my Dad said, "Who ate the last biscuit?" |
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Great little prank for Facebook chat: Click on anyone randomly and type "I couldn't be bothered taking her to the abortion clinic, so I just did it myself" Then type, "Oops sorry wrong convo!" The responses are priceless! |
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by ruthless2009 in Other - Internet (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 78.8
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