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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 39 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 2,916 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 4 hours, 51 minutes | ||
All of rufnek2kx's 8 jokes.
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Postman Pat, Postman Pat Postman Pat and his unionised cat, Early in the morning, They're still in bed a-snoring, And I'm wondering where's my post you fucking twat. |
 
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by rufnek2kx in TV - Childrens TV (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 2,754
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Say what you want about the Make a Wish foundation. But they know how to work to a deadline. |
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submitted by rufnek2kx, originally by Jimmy Carr in Other - Charity - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 73
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So the BNP have taken 2 seats in the European Parliament. What is it with these migrants, going over there, taking their jobs. |
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submitted by rufnek2kx, originally by Jimmy Carr in Other - Work - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 59.8
| Investigators have found a design fault with Nigel Farage's crashed aircraft - two right wings |
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submitted by rufnek2kx, originally by Alan Davies in In The News - Crashes - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 15.6
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I took my new invention to Dragons Den today. Its basically a pair of glasses that makes cross-eyed people look normal. I asked for an investment of £40,000 but got an offer of £400,000 from the host. |
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| Just bought one of them cheap Sat Navs from Morrisons. It was crap. Tried to take it back to the shop but got lost on the way. |
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Went to a Harry Potter themed fancy dress party the other night. It was a bit boring.... So I raped the witch. |
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| Just read a news article about a couple who paid a drunk girl's taxi fare so she could get home safely. An intruder broke in to her house and raped her. Didnt know you could get rape delivered. |
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