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All of rufnek2kx's 8 jokes.
Postman Pat, Postman Pat
Postman Pat and his unionised cat,
Early in the morning,
They're still in bed a-snoring,
And I'm wondering where's my post you fucking twat.
So the BNP have taken 2 seats in the European Parliament.
What is it with these migrants, going over there, taking their jobs.
I took my new invention to Dragons Den today.
Its basically a pair of glasses that makes cross-eyed people look normal.
I asked for an investment of £40,000 but got an offer of £400,000 from the host.
|Just bought one of them cheap Sat Navs from Morrisons. It was crap. Tried to take it back to the shop but got lost on the way.|
Went to a Harry Potter themed fancy dress party the other night. It was a bit boring....
So I raped the witch.
|Just read a news article about a couple who paid a drunk girl's taxi fare so she could get home safely. An intruder broke in to her house and raped her. Didnt know you could get rape delivered.|
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