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| Contribution Points: | 848 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 208 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 36 hours, 25 minutes | ||
The best of robstobbart's 11 jokes (View All).
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Apparently, I offended my optician last week. She saw me out in town and waved at me, but I didn't notice her. Well, whose fault is that! |
 
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After an emotional week for Liverpool fans I can't wait for the next game at Anfield! The atmosphere will be electric as 23 years of betrayal is put right and we remember our 96 fallen friends who can now be truly laid to rest. For all true Reds like myself it will be unmissable. I haven't got a ticket. I'm just going to turn up and try to push my way in. |
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Disappointing first half for the Polish fans. Greece doesn't have any Black players to abuse. |
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Change of format at Wimbledon this year. They're having the men's final today. The ceremonial dashing of misplaced British hopes by the winner will take place on Sunday. |
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| When John Terry racially abused Anton Ferdinand the FA, the press and the public were up in arms and he was fined and stripped of his England captaincy. Yet when England Rugby coach Andy Farrell says "All Blacks are beatable" no-one bats an eyelid! Posh twats get away with anything they want. |
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Alex Reid has been pouring out his heart on Celebrity Big Brother, talking about how unjust the media are towards poor Katie. "You know those kids are going to grow up and see all this and they don't want to grow up and see nasty things about their mum." Harvey won't. |
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by robstobbart in Celebrities - Jordan/Katie Price (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 4.8
| Shaun Wright-Phillips may only be 5 foot 5-and-a-half but if he thinks that means he can sneak into the England under 21 team he deserves everything he gets. |
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So 4 games in and the Russian lads are currently looking the most impressive after their performance in Wroclaw last night. 1 riot, 4 stewards in hospital, no arrests. |
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This summer in Barbados I accidentally mistook some of my sister's Canesten cream for sunblock. Boy was I red faced! |
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Having watched the Poles and Greeks on the BBC it's difficult to know who will end up on top. The Poles looked pretty handy on Panorama but the Greek lads made a mess of the Athens police on News24 so it could be anyones. |
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