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Necessary!? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but I do it anyway because its sterile and I like the taste!
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| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 301 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 2,537 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 101 hours, 42 minutes | ||
The best of rider_of_rohan's 82 jokes (View All).
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An amateur group of Islamic film makers have posted a video on YouTube which mocks Christianity and Jesus Christ. It is believed to be so offensive that St Peter's church in Shrewsbury have postponed their tea and cake morning until next Wednesday, and Dorothy Green from Margate has written in to Points of view. When will the madness end? |
 
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by rider_of_rohan in Religion - Christianity (+ 2 more) - Added: 9 months ago - Current Score: 819.4
| After seeing how poor the Chinese are in the running events at London 2012, I'm gonna try my luck and not pay for my take-away tonight. |
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I met a bloke in a wheelchair today, his face was battered and bruised. "What happened to your face?" I asked. "I'm a Paralympian," he replied. "Boxing?" I enquired. "No..." he said, "... hurdles." |
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by rider_of_rohan in Illness and mortality - Disability (+ 2 more) - Added: 9 months ago - Current Score: 359.8
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What do Imogen Thomas and Wayne Rooney have in common? They're both fucking good football players. |
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by rider_of_rohan in Sports - Football (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 214
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Abu Hamza is being deported to the States. It's been a long time since the Americans have been excited about a Muslim flying towards them. |
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by rider_of_rohan in In The News - Terrorism (+ 2 more) - Added: 8 months ago - Current Score: 112
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The residents of Cyprus are protesting in the streets because the government are going to start taking money straight out of their bank accounts I've had a similar problem like that for many years now It's called a wife |
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by rider_of_rohan in Sex and shit - Wife (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 83.4
| When getting their pussy waxed, western women ask for a Landing Strip. Do Muslim women ask for a North Tower? |
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by rider_of_rohan in Sex and shit - Pubes (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 72.2
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A barman finds a fancy pen lying on the floor of the bar, he shouts over to the few blokes in the bar, "Have any of you lost a pen?"
Theys all shake their heads, but Paddy says, "Pass it here with a piece of paper." The barman complies and Paddy starts writing on the paper. "Yes, barman, that's my pen," says Paddy. The barman asks "How can you tell?" Paddy points at the paper and sa [...] |
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by rider_of_rohan in Racism - Irish (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 62
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Muslim extremist Abu Qatada will not be sent back to Jordan for fear of lack of human rights and the possibility of years of torture. "He doesn't know how lucky he is" said Peter Andre |
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by rider_of_rohan in Celebrities - Jordan/Katie Price (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 60.8
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I don't want to sound unpatriotic, but I hope Jessica Ennis comes last in her next race. I can't wank that fast. |
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