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|Total Joke Score:||2,537|
|Total Time Active:||101 hours, 42 minutes|
The best of rider_of_rohan's 82 jokes (View All).
|After seeing how poor the Chinese are in the running events at London 2012, I'm gonna try my luck and not pay for my take-away tonight.|
I met a bloke in a wheelchair today, his face was battered and bruised.
"What happened to your face?" I asked.
"I'm a Paralympian," he replied.
"Boxing?" I enquired.
"No..." he said, "... hurdles."
Abu Hamza is being deported to the States.
It's been a long time since the Americans have been excited about a Muslim flying towards them.
The residents of Cyprus are protesting in the streets because the government are going to start taking money straight out of their bank accounts
I've had a similar problem like that for many years now
It's called a wife
|When getting their pussy waxed, western women ask for a Landing Strip. Do Muslim women ask for a North Tower?|
Muslim extremist Abu Qatada will not be sent back to Jordan for fear of lack of human rights and the possibility of years of torture.
"He doesn't know how lucky he is" said Peter Andre
I don't want to sound unpatriotic, but I hope Jessica Ennis comes last in her next race.
I can't wank that fast.
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