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The best of rebelyelp's 41 jokes (View All).
What have Jimmy Savile and Justin Bieber got in common?
They're both responsible for making young girls bleed.
"Dad, you can't put that thing on top of the bonfire. Guy Fawkes wasn't even black."
"Who's Guy Fawkes?"
"Excuse me" I said to our local vicar "But can you tell me whereabouts in the church the campanology group meet?"
"Over there" he said and pointed "Bell end"
"No need for that" I replied "I was just asking, dick head"
Imagine if Martin Luther King had been one of these people who wakes up in the morning and instantly forgets their dreams.
The world would be a much safer place.
|Isn't funny how some people take up professions like their surname. Like Alan Carpenter is a Carpenter, Daniel Fisher is a fisherman and Titus Bramble is a prick.|
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