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| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 54 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 1,150 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 33 hours, 7 minutes | ||
The best of rebelyelp's 41 jokes (View All).
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What's 9 and 1/2 inches long and satisfies most cunts? An iPad. |
 
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by rebelyelp in Sex and shit - Sexual Innuendo - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 604.8
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What have Jimmy Savile and Justin Bieber got in common? They're both responsible for making young girls bleed. |
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"Dad, you can't put that thing on top of the bonfire. Guy Fawkes wasn't even black." "Who's Guy Fawkes?" |
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| Isn't it ironic that most jokes that start with, "Isn't it ironic..." aren't ironic? |
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"Excuse me" I said to our local vicar "But can you tell me whereabouts in the church the campanology group meet?" "Over there" he said and pointed "Bell end" "No need for that" I replied "I was just asking, dick head" |
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Imagine if Martin Luther King had been one of these people who wakes up in the morning and instantly forgets their dreams. The world would be a much safer place. |
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by rebelyelp in Celebrities - Historical Figures - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 23.2
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Dear Mr Jones,
We are writing with regards to music piracy. Our records show that you illegally downloaded the UK Top 40 singles chart (Dated 03/10/10). To avoid any court proceedings, our client will accept a £450 out of court agreement. We look forward to your response AC Law --------------------------- Dear AC Law, If you can prove, in a court of law, any of that shite is actually music I'll gladly play. F [...] |
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The acting was wooden and many of the main protagonists miscast. The story line hard to follow and exaggerated to the point of laughable. The singing was out of key and the songs repetitive, whilst the choreography was nonexistent. The special effects were terrible, making the 3D experience stomach-churning. And finally the director didn't seem to know their arse from a banjo, making the whole thing bitty. In conclusion a very disappointing production and I shall not be going to my son's Na [...]
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submitted by rebelyelp, originally by isonummi PROOF! in Events - Christmas - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 16.8
| Isn't funny how some people take up professions like their surname. Like Alan Carpenter is a Carpenter, Daniel Fisher is a fisherman and Titus Bramble is a prick. |
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by rebelyelp in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago - Current Score: 14.4
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What's Fat and doesn't get sarcasm? Well it's certainly NOT Americans. |
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