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User Level: User
Contribution Points: 1660
Total Joke Score: 4,573
Total Time Active: 309 hours, 46 minutes
Joke Statistics
Total Jokes Submitted: 94 Live Jokes: 35
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 59 Duplicate Jokes: 5
Average Joke Score (All Jokes): 48.65 Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): 130.66
Average Time Before Deletion: 11,649m
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The best of razbrazz's 35 jokes (View All).
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I think judging from experience - the worst possible thing in life is wanking off to a porn film, your mum walking in and you quickly changing the tab to Facebook not realising your 14 year old sister's "Beach Holiday" album is open. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by razbrazz in Sex and shit - Incest (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 1,997.4

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We're the McCanns and leaving windows open was our idea. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by razbrazz in In The News - Missing Persons - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 860.4

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Some people said Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 is a bit unrealistic.

The Americans are hunting down two Brits, the British are trying to save the world and the French are nowhere to be found.

Sounds pretty fucking realistic to me.
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Joke by razbrazz in Racism - French (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 708.2

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Just seen that Drug and Alcohol awareness advert.
"By the age of 16, I'll be at a party and a boy will pressure me for sex."

I fucking doubt it, Speccy.
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Joke by razbrazz in Illness and mortality - Alcohol And Drugs (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 310.6

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I was reading the paper this morning when I saw a piece about how 2 Muslim women had been barred from flying for refusing to have a full body scan. It says something like "the body scanners are a massive issue for many in the Muslim community."

Yeh, because many in the Muslim community are afraid we'll find their fucking bombs.
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Joke by razbrazz in Religion - Muslim - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 271.6

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Being the gentleman that I am, I offered a seat to a lady on the bus today.

The person sitting there wasn't too happy though.
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Joke by razbrazz in Other - Wordplay - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 77.6

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This why I don't understand women and never will.
Our house TV guide for the week:
Monday -Xtrafactor (from sunday), Jeremy Kyle, Im a Celeb (from sunday), Hollyoaks, Hollyoaks, Corrie, Eastenders, Corrie, Im a Celeb.
Tuesday - Jeremy Kyle, Im a Celeb(from monday), Hollyoaks, Hollyoaks, Eastenders, Im a Celeb.
Wednesday - Jeremy Kyle, Im a Celeb(from tuesday), Hollyoaks, Hollyoaks, Waterloo Road, Im a Celeb.
Thursday - Jeremy Kyle, Im a Celeb(from wednesday), H [...]

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Joke by razbrazz in Sex and shit - Women (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 61.6

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Your computer freezing is just like having an argument with your girlfriend on her period.

Whatever the fuck you do, you're just gonna make it worse.
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Joke by razbrazz in Sex and shit - Women - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 48

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Really sad to hear the news about the Boston explosion.

We'll have to do some sort of event to raise money for those affected.
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Joke by razbrazz in In The News - Boston Marathon Bombing - Added: 1 month ago - Current Score: 44.8

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Just been watching Panorama and they're talking about illegally downloading music and apparently "Illegal Downloaders spend an average of £77 per year on music"

Must be pretty shit at illegally downloading music then.
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Joke by razbrazz in In The News - Recession - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 28.4


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