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The best of rangers25rdb's 13 jokes (View All).
So, Lance and Neil Armstrong have had a bad week.
Lets hope their brother Stretch emerges from this tough time alright.
Women should rule the world. Don't you agree, ladies?
We men have made a mess of it...
...you clean it up.
I was in town the other day and a mother came up to me admiring my jacket.
She asked me, "Does it come in kids?"
Looking back I probably shouldn't have answered, "No, but I do."
Apparently the "New Yorkshire ripper" Stephen Griffiths has posted photos and text on myspace describing himself as a demon and having pictures of nazi's and Arab terrorists.
Sad really, no-one ever uses myspace anymore.
|According to Alexandra Burke girls can do it even better with broken heels, so I took to my daughters feet with my hammer.|
So let me get this straight, the "virgin" Mary "saw" an angel who told her she would conceive. Then a little time later she has Jesus.
Now am I the only one in thinking that God was the genius who committed the first ever drug rape?
|I feel for the young fans of Tulisa, I mean what are they going to think when they see her in that position? That's no way to give head!|
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