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| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 263 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 907 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 9 hours, 47 minutes | ||
The best of randommadness's 18 jokes (View All).
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A religious person came up to me the other day and asked me if I believed in evolution or creationism. I replied "I believe in evolution. How else would Charmander become Charizard?" |
 
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submitted by randommadness, originally by facebook group, in Other - Social Networks (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 759.8
| I'm not a person who's easily scared. But even I shat myself when I saw that Vodafone advert telling me about how the ginger population is growing! |
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| As today is July the 4th, I'd like to apologise to the world on behalf of Great Britain for the whole creating America thing. Yep, we really fucked up there. |
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by randommadness in Events - Independence Day - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 28.6
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Don't drink and drive... Do all your drinking before you drive! |
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Here's a toast to all sickipedians: "Here's to our wives and girlfriends! May they never meet!" |
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by randommadness in Sex and shit - Adultery - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 17.8
| Why is it that when I kill a spider with a tissue people say that i'm "mean" and "heartless" but when they go and throw the spider out of the fucking window they're "kind" and "One with nature"?! |
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My girlfriend got me some "man size" tissues the other day. Was that a compliment? |
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bbc news: Amy Winehouse, 27, found dead. Also in the news... Forklift mishap destroys $1m of wine Coincidence? I think not. |
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by randommadness in Celebrities - Amy Winehouse - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 8.2
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I'm a fireman, and today I went to a special needs group in a local town to talk to the children, seemed a bit pointless, but along I went anyway. As I entered the classroom only a few kids actually waved at me, the others had to have their hands held up by adults. Lazy bastards! |
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by randommadness in Illness and mortality - Special Needs (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 7
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I'm always getting shunned at my local synagogue... I may not be a full jew but i'm still jewish! |
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