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User Statistics
User Level: User
Contribution Points: 0
Total Joke Score: 2,098
Total Time Active: 20 hours, 7 minutes
Joke Statistics
Total Jokes Submitted: 95 Live Jokes: 7
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 88 Duplicate Jokes: 18
Average Joke Score (All Jokes): 22.08 Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): 299.71
Average Time Before Deletion: 0m
Favourite Subcategory In The News > Celebrity Death (2)

All of puker's 7 jokes.
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Today I raped my wife and then slit her neck!

Do you have a WKD side?
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Joke by puker in TV - Adverts (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 2,009.4

111052
I just brought some fruit flavoured condoms.

I just gave my wife one of her 5 a day.
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Joke by puker in Celebrities - Comedians - Added: 4 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 31.2

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I saw this joke 1 minute ago:

I'm thinking of writing a book on suicide but I'm not sure how to end it.

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A cliffhanger?
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Joke by puker in Illness and mortality - Suicide - Added: 3 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 27.8

104547
i bet jade goody will do good in 'im a celebrity get me out of here'

i mean shes already in a box full of rats
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Joke by puker in In The News - Celebrity Death - Added: 4 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 16

171914
Saw this new headline yesterday

'PC battered to death' ...

Some people really hate the database latency too high page.
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Joke by puker in Other - Puns - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 10.8

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i just saw this headline on yahoo news:

' Rangers fans charged with attack on PC '

i guess they are also doing shit on football manager
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Joke by puker in Sports - Football - Added: 3 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 4.6

149099
i don't know what all the fuss is about its only a bit of plastic! I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by puker in In The News - Celebrity Death - Added: 3 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 1.8


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