I recently got a message from a Sickipedian(simon192009) saying this:

"your a fucking cunt im guna come round ur house, bury you then cut off your mums nipples and feed them to ur dad u wanker!"

Now people, this may seem like a rude thing to send to a fellow Sickipedian but, in fact I'm not surprised this message came through, because you see last night when I was banging his mother, she warned me that
"My prick of a son will send you a rude m [...]

I recently got a message from a Sickipedian(simon192009) saying this:

"your a fucking cunt im guna come round ur house, bury you then cut off your mums nipples and feed them to ur dad u wanker!"

Now people, this may seem like a rude thing to send to a fellow Sickipedian but, in fact I'm not surprised this message came through, because you see last night when I was banging his mother, she warned me that
"My prick of a son will send you a rude message on sickipedia"
Well...I think she was talking to me, I wasn't the only one there.......and she had her mouth full....

So come on Simon send me another threatning message, I'm loving the publicity.....Plus its free advertising for your mum.

Guys, I'm fucking sick of this. I'm almost 20 and haven't been able to score a better job than a fucking cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that'll hire high school graduates. I'd get the hell out of this town if I could actually drive too, but I've failed every damn test I've ever taken. I'm socially awkward, even my only other co-worker fucking hates my guts. I have repressed lust [...]

Guys, I'm fucking sick of this. I'm almost 20 and haven't been able to score a better job than a fucking cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that'll hire high school graduates. I'd get the hell out of this town if I could actually drive too, but I've failed every damn test I've ever taken. I'm socially awkward, even my only other co-worker fucking hates my guts. I have repressed lust for one of my best friends too; she's athletic, smart and a gorgeous southern bell. I love her. You know what it's like; I've been friend zoned real hard. She's my only real friend, besides this one kid, who I'm pretty sure is only hanging around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he's the only one that can tolerate me. And what makes this all fucking worse is that I live in a fucking pineapple under the sea.