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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 56 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 753 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 14 hours, 18 minutes | ||
Joke Statistics
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 44 | Live Jokes: | 15 | |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 29 | Duplicate Jokes: | 12 | |
| Average Joke Score (All Jokes): | 17.11 | Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): | 50.20 | |
| Average Time Before Deletion: | 12,984m | |||
| Favourite Subcategory | Other > ??? Random (3) | |||
The best of pancake tits's 15 jokes (View All).
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I accidentally dialed 999 from my mobile phone last night. So I set my house on fire so I wouldn't look stupid. |
 
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I had an hour to kill today. So I watched the last two minutes of a basketball game. |
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I've been shitting in my next door neighbour's sandbox that their children play in. I popped my head over the fence today and told them to keep a look out for a giant cat. |
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My girlfriend is a moody bitch when she's pregnant. Thankfully, it's only for a couple of days. |
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They say that we learn from our mistakes. If that's the case, I'm making as many as possible. Pretty soon I'll be a fucking genius. |
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I sexted my girlfriend today. She sexted back, "Is it in yet?" |
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| My wife said the next time I pass out naked on the sofa, she's leaving me at DFS. |
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My son asked me why Chinese people are called chinks. I told him it's because midgets with jaundice takes too long to say. |
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I got pulled over driving 88 mph today. I said to the cop, "sorry, Flux capacitor must be boken. I should be in 1957." |
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Tulisa said she's been in showbiz since she was 11. By the looks of her blowjobs she has only just started. |
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