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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 38 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 1,619 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 17 hours, 31 minutes | ||
Joke Statistics
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 55 | Live Jokes: | 10 | |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 45 | Duplicate Jokes: | 15 | |
| Average Joke Score (All Jokes): | 29.44 | Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): | 161.90 | |
| Average Time Before Deletion: | 67,273m | |||
| Favourite Subcategory | Other > ??? Random (2) | |||
All of nufc2010's 10 jokes.
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"You can tell a lot about a person by their car." For example: if it's in a ditch, it's a woman. |
 
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Sky Sports News- Carragher doesnt want Kenny to go. Just face it Jamie, he dies in every South Park episode. |
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| If I had a pound for everyone who said they protested in London, I'd be able to afford to go to university. |
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Frank Lampard reminds me of George Best- Quality at football, but ends up hitting the bar |
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| The killing of Osama Bin Laden alse marks the end for VHS. |
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BBC News- Pakistan flood death toll rises to 1,100. Its amazing that death tolls are always a whole number and never not even 1 over or under. |
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Daily Mirror Reports- World Cup star Paul 'the psychic' octopus has been accused of having a slippery past after his trainer said he is Italian, not British, and is younger than his German aquarium have claimed. Its a fucking octopus!? |
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BBC News- Gunshot sensors installed in city These sensors are also called 'victims'. |
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BBC Website- BP says oil has stopped leaking. I think the word 'Leaking' is a bit of an understatement |
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| I dont drink that much really, just until the screaming in my head stops. |
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submitted by nufc2010, originally by Lee Mac in Other - ??? Random - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 1.2
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