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| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 1270 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 6,072 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 527 hours, 44 minutes | ||
The best of nick78's 246 jokes (View All).
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Apparently, I suffer from xenophobia... I bet I caught it off some fucking foreigner. |
 
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So Kate Middleton is pregnant.. I thought that it was government policy to discourage people who don't work from having kids. |
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Apparently when you spend £5 on a coffee in Costa you get a free mug. Just stop by the nearest mirror to see it. |
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IKEA meatballs contain horse DNA... There's a joke in there somewhere, you'll have to assemble it yourselves. |
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I went to see Twilight last night, but it was ruined by some annoying girl talking the whole way through. Kristen Stewart I think her name was. |
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The good thing about marriage is that you can have sex at anytime you want. As long as you are the one with the vagina. |
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My wife gave me a leaflet about anger management last week... I lost it. |
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| Roger Moore is being interviewed by Piers Morgan tonight... Fingers crossed he still has his licence to kill. |
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submitted by nick78, originally by @TonyCowards in Celebrities - Piers Morgan - Added: 8 months ago - Current Score: 167.4
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I've just seen a sign in the post office that said "Stamps sold by the book". It's good to know that someone follows the rules. |
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| Just read a really sad story about how blind people get used to new surroundings... Touching stuff. |
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