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| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 7 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 8,672 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 3 hours, 10 minutes | ||
The best of mycockisbiggerthanyours's 39 jokes (View All).
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Going to McDonald's for a salad? That makes about as much sense as going to a crack-house for vitamins. |
 
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by mycockisbiggerthanyours in Other - Food and Drink - Added: 4 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 3,138.2
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Just in case you are not aware of the effect that Northern Rocks problems is having on Japan's banks, I can confirm that Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up, Bonsai Bank is cutting its branches and trading in the Kamikaze Bank have ceased trading after its shares nose dived. At the Karate Bank 500 employees have been given the chop. Analysts also report that something fishy is happening at the Sushi Bank as customers are getting a raw deal. |
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by mycockisbiggerthanyours in Other - ??? Random - Added: 5 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 602.2
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Did you hear about the terrorist who hijacked a 747 full of Pakis? He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met. |
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by mycockisbiggerthanyours in Racism - Pakistani (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 543.4
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How many Wigan Athletic fans does it take to change a lightbulb? Both of them. |
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by mycockisbiggerthanyours in Sports - Football (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 507.4
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The prison chefs at Paris Hilton's prison are preparing breakfast. They are pouring porridge into each bowl for the prisoners until they get to Paris' bowl.
"I'm going to wank in to this," says one chef. "Great idea," says the second. Before you know it they've all come in her porridge. Then the guards take the bowl to her cell and have a quick wank in it before delivering it to Paris. Paris looks at the bowl and up at the g [...] |
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by mycockisbiggerthanyours in Celebrities - Paris Hilton - Added: 5 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 500.4
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100 million sperm cells. And George Bush was the fastest. |
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by mycockisbiggerthanyours in Celebrities - George Bush (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 444.2
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Heard about the new shampoo for Pikeys? It's called Go and Wash |
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by mycockisbiggerthanyours in Racism - Gypsy - Added: 5 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 389.6
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A woman enrolled in nursing school is attending an anatomy class. The subject of the day is involuntary muscles. The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asks the woman if she knows what her asshole does when she has an orgasm. "Sure!" she says, "He's at home taking care of the kids..." |
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by mycockisbiggerthanyours in Sex and shit - Orgasm - Added: 5 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 344.4
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I went to a fortune teller last week and he told me a lot of money was coming my way. I walked out really excited, then I got hit by a Securicor van. |
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by mycockisbiggerthanyours in Illness and mortality - Accidents - Added: 5 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 271.2
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I'm just watching the All Blacks. No, unfortunately not the Rugby. Fucking Eastenders. |
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