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User Statistics
User Level: User
Contribution Points: 75
Total Joke Score: 2,104
Total Time Active: 2 hours, 44 minutes
Joke Statistics
Total Jokes Submitted: 19 Live Jokes: 7
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 12 Duplicate Jokes: 2
Average Joke Score (All Jokes): 110.74 Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): 300.57
Average Time Before Deletion: 95,187m
Favourite Subcategory Celebrities > Justin Bieber (2)

All of mrboombastic's 7 jokes.
863461
My daughter has Bieber fever.

Or, as it's medically known, Down's Syndrome.
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Joke by mrboombastic in Illness and mortality - Down's Syndrome (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 1,752.4

927611
I hate it when people steal quotes from movies.
It makes me angry, and you wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
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Joke by mrboombastic in TV - Film/Movie (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 335.8

861647
Never say never

Unless asked " when will justin bieber hit puberty"?
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Joke by mrboombastic in Celebrities - Justin Bieber - Added: 2 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 8

1027654
"Actions speak louder than words.

And nothing says 'I wanna fuck you' like rape, your honour"
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Joke by mrboombastic in Sex and shit - Rape - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 3.8

919028
My TV just said "next on channel 5 cowboys and Indians"

I'm guessing Dominic Littlewood's going to Bradford
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Joke by mrboombastic in Racism - Bradford (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 3

918784
Being a virgin I get embarrassed when people ask if im good in bed.

To change the conversation I say talk to the hand
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Joke by mrboombastic in Sex and shit - Masturbation - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 2.8

936286
A lot of women say why can't we play football with men is it cause you think your better than us.

Yes partially, but the main reason is, we can't run with a boner.
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Joke by mrboombastic in Sex and shit - Women (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 1.4


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