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| Contribution Points: | 170 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 47 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 25 hours, 34 minutes | ||
The best of mintmachine1's 19 jokes (View All).
| Brendan Behan once coined the Phrase"There is no such thing as bad publicity " Max Clifford was unavailable to comment.. |
 
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SKY BREAKING NEWS: Congo Fever Confirmed In Scotland.... looks like Blacklace are on a come back tour again ... |
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| John Terry is said to have heard Mark Clattenburg call Mikel a black cunt whilst celebrating the win with the Manchester United players.... |
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| You've tried the George Foreman Grill now out on sale the Audley Harrison Microwave oven stops in 82 seconds with no bell...For quick and easy results every time. |
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| My spoilt Bisexual wife has demanded a sex change so I've finally agreed, we now have it Tuesdays , Fridays and Saturdays instead of just Sunday mornings when I'm pissed up. |
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| I've been struck off Ebay for trying to sell homing pigeons, it's not my fault the purchaser keeps sending them back. |
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| Why is it that when your front door bell rings your dog always thinks it's for them ? |
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| You have to feel some empathy with Michael Owen when he says " I've never felt under so much pressure" I mean we've all been out of work for 10 months and found out that 2 foreigners are doing the same job as you but for less money.. |
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| Is it just me or does Minehead sound like the German word for Oral sex |
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| I can't believe how competitive Fatima is ,in-fact I'm surprised she let her husband even die first. |
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by mintmachine1 in Celebrities - Fatima Whitbread - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 2.6
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