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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 463 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 2,383 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 52 hours, 36 minutes | ||
Joke Statistics
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 101 | Live Jokes: | 21 | |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 80 | Duplicate Jokes: | 25 | |
| Average Joke Score (All Jokes): | 23.59 | Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): | 113.48 | |
| Average Time Before Deletion: | 92,016m | |||
| Favourite Subcategory | In The News > Headlines (3) | |||
The best of miller's 21 jokes (View All).
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Have you heard about that new film about the tractor? I just saw the trailer. |
 
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Talked to my bank manager the other day and he said he was going to concentrate on the big issues from now on. He sold me one outside KFC yesterday. |
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| Earn extra cash from superstitious strangers by placing a wishing well in your front garden. |
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Tired of busy city streets? Simply wear a bright jacket with a charity name on the back and watch people swerve you. |
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Lady Drivers. Save money by ordering your shopping online and having it delivered. It only costs a fiver, which is a lot less than all the petrol you use trying to park your tiny car in a great big space whilst bringing the whole supermarket car park to a fucking halt every Saturday. |
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Mon, Tues, Wednes, Thurs, Fri, Satur, Sun. I'm taking the day off. |
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Sky Breaking News: "Mother of two children who died in house fire in Bradford last Tuesday has died in hospital." Again? |
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Good News, Jackson 5 have been confirmed as a support act for Michael Jackson's gigs at the 02 Arena in the next few months. It was followed be more good news this evening that customers would get a 20% refund on tickets. |
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Joke
by miller in In The News - Celebrity Death - Added: 3 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 61.2
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Labour Party. Sabotage the Tories "Vote for Change" slogan by choosing candidates with the surname 'Change'. |
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Impress your colleagues when photocopying your genitals by setting the machine to enlarge by 400%. This works for men only, as the results are less impressive for women. |
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