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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 3 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 4,020 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 1 hours, 44 minutes | ||
The best of mboma's 31 jokes (View All).
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I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from. Then it dawned on me. |
 
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Dear Gerry McCann. You should watch Taken. That's how you react when your daughter is missing. Love, Liam Neeson |
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| Sometimes when I'm bored I like to go to Heathrow and hold up a sign that says 'Maddie' |
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I saw an undercover criminal today. A black police officer |
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I came home today to find my girlfriend giggling with her friends on the sofa. I said, 'What are you laughing about?' My girlfriend replied, 'I'm telling my friends intimate details on what you're like in bed.' and they all started guffawing. So I said, 'You know what's funny? Yesterday I had the exact same conversation with your dad.' |
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| I didn't watch any of the Paralympics... it's not the same without Craig Charles presenting it. |
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by mboma in Illness and mortality - Disability - Added: 4 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 201.6
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What's Heather Mills and a dwarf got in common? Both need to grow a foot. |
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| I slept with a Muslim girl last night...she was a sex bomb |
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| I just got 3 out of 100 in an online self esteem test. Well that's certainly helped. |
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by mboma in Illness and mortality - Depression - Added: 4 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 73
| Actions speak louder than words...it does in sign language |
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by mboma in Illness and mortality - Deafness - Added: 4 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 70.4
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