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User Statistics
User Level: User
Contribution Points: 3
Total Joke Score: 4,020
Total Time Active: 1 hours, 44 minutes
Joke Statistics
Total Jokes Submitted: 73 Live Jokes: 31
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 42 Duplicate Jokes: 5
Average Joke Score (All Jokes): 55.07 Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): 129.68
Average Time Before Deletion: 77m
Favourite Subcategory Sports > Football (3)

The best of mboma's 31 jokes (View All).
95038
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from.

Then it dawned on me.
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Joke by mboma in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 976.2

204861
Dear Gerry McCann.

You should watch Taken. That's how you react when your daughter is missing.

Love,

Liam Neeson
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Joke by mboma in Crime - Abduction - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 826.2

219694
Sometimes when I'm bored I like to go to Heathrow and hold up a sign that says 'Maddie' I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by mboma in In The News - Missing Persons - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 663

94316
I saw an undercover criminal today.

A black police officer
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Joke by mboma in Racism - Black - Added: 4 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 281

93208
I came home today to find my girlfriend giggling with her friends on the sofa.

I said, 'What are you laughing about?'

My girlfriend replied, 'I'm telling my friends intimate details on what you're like in bed.' and they all started guffawing.

So I said, 'You know what's funny? Yesterday I had the exact same conversation with your dad.'
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Joke by mboma which requires categorising - Added: 4 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 227.2

52205
I didn't watch any of the Paralympics... it's not the same without Craig Charles presenting it. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by mboma in Illness and mortality - Disability - Added: 4 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 201.6

181617
What's Heather Mills and a dwarf got in common?

Both need to grow a foot.
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Joke by mboma in Celebrities - Heather Mills - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 195

66666
I slept with a Muslim girl last night...she was a sex bomb I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by mboma in Religion - Muslim - Added: 4 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 92.2

87548
I just got 3 out of 100 in an online self esteem test. Well that's certainly helped. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by mboma in Illness and mortality - Depression - Added: 4 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 73

61040
Actions speak louder than words...it does in sign language I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by mboma in Illness and mortality - Deafness - Added: 4 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 70.4


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