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The best of marley's 327 jokes (View All).
Looks like we might at last get some new jokes on here.
Mock The Week and 8 out of 10 Cats have both got a new series.
I heard an Italian woman covered in dust saying to the reporter, "I just thank God I'm alive."
I hope she remembered to thank her kind hearted imaginary friend for sending the earthquake in the first place.
My kids want a dog but I've refused to get them a Labrador.
It's frightening how many Labrador owners you see that have gone blind.
I went to a German Restaurant the other day. Not a pleasant experience.
The starter was sauerkraut, and it was bloody awful.
But the wurst was yet to come.
I was in Liverpool at the weekend and I see they're practising for the Olympics.
There were loads of people wandering around in tracksuits struggling to speak English.
I read that Simon Cowell is extremely wealthy and spends 500k on his personal security every year.
Wouldn't it be a lot cheaper if he tried to be a little bit less of a cunt?
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