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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 1432 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 666 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 233 hours, 39 minutes | ||
Joke Statistics
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 78 | Live Jokes: | 17 | |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 61 | Duplicate Jokes: | 9 | |
| Average Joke Score (All Jokes): | 8.54 | Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): | 39.18 | |
| Average Time Before Deletion: | 92,453m | |||
| Favourite Subcategory | Celebrities > Politicians (2) | |||
The best of mancbatterer's 17 jokes (View All).
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My girlfriend is suffering from depression. She phoned me the other day and said, "I feel like jumping in front of a bus and you're not doing anything to help." So I sent her a timetable. |
 
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by mancbatterer in Sex and shit - Girlfriend (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 348
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I'm looking forward to the day when a television interviewer plucks up the courage to ask Lady Gaga that burning question, the one that's on everybody's lips What hurts more, period pains or getting kicked in the bollocks? |
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by mancbatterer in Celebrities - Lady Gaga - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 171.8
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After seeing all the advice regarding self examinations for testicular cancer, I decided to give it a go. Sadly I actually found a lump next to my right bollock. Turned out to be my left bollock. |
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by mancbatterer in Illness and mortality - Cancer - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 19
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So Piers Morgan interviewed Gordon Brown to make him 'seem more human' Bet he was thinking "how the fuck has this boring, talentless, unpopular prick become famous" Morgan was probably thinking something similar |
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by mancbatterer in Celebrities - Politicians (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 17.8
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Music lovers Make sure to butter the non reflective side of your CDs so that if you drop it, it lands butter side down, thus preventing any scratches to the mirror side. |
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submitted by mancbatterer, originally by viz in Other - Advice - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 17.2
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I wish atheists went door-to-door like other beliefs did. Knock knock- "STOP BELIEVING IN STUFF!, thank you and goodbye." |
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I met a girl last night and I told her I was a 'Pharmaceutical sales rep'. Better than saying I was a drug dealer. |
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by mancbatterer in Sex and shit - Flirting - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 14.4
| Do you know what's the worst thing about having ADD? |
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News: man dies leaping out of window believing he could fly after LSD hit what a prick, wouldn't you take off from the ground first, just to try it out? |
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submitted by mancbatterer, originally by Bill Hicks in Illness and mortality - Death - Added: 3 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 12
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MSN News :-"Katie Price reveals 'Ipod Tiara'" Is there no limit to the names these celebrities will give to their kids these days? |
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by mancbatterer in Celebrities - Jordan/Katie Price - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 9.4
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