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To reign is worth ambition though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell, then serve in Heaven.
Better to reign in Hell, then serve in Heaven.
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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 1 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 14,078 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 18 minutes | ||
Joke Statistics
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 121 | Live Jokes: | 55 | |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 66 | Duplicate Jokes: | 30 | |
| Average Joke Score (All Jokes): | 116.35 | Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): | 255.96 | |
| Average Time Before Deletion: | 0m | |||
| Favourite Subcategory | Other > Professions (6) | |||
The best of mamma mia's 55 jokes (View All).
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I was walking down the high street the other day when a woman came up to me and said, "A cow was murdered to make that jacket, you know." So I sneered at her and said, "I didn't realise there were any witnesses - now it looks like I'll have to kill you too." |
 
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by mamma mia in Crime - Murder (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 1,117
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One. How many psychics does it take to change a lightbulb? |
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A woman was telling her friend, "It is I who made my husband a millionaire." "And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend. The woman replied, "A billionaire." |
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"Where do you come from?" the Englishman asked the American. "From the greatest country in the world," replied the American. "Funny," said the Englishman, "you've got the strangest English accent I've ever heard." |
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Did you hear about the device that makes cars go 90% quieter? It fits right over her mouth. |
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What is the biggest problem for an atheist? No one to talk to during orgasm. |
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One evening a priest was sitting on a pew at the front of his church, quietly praying to the Lord.
A hot blonde suddenly came in and the priest asked her, "what can I do for you, my child?" The blonde immediately jumped on him and said, "I want you now! Take me!" "I beg your pardon?" the priest exclaimed. "Fuck me now," she said, "fuck me hard up the ass!" The priest by now was sweating and trembling at the si [...] |
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Why do only 15 % of women go to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be hell. |
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Why do men have showers instead of baths? Pissing in the bath is disgusting. |
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How do you make a white guy laugh? Set a Paki's beard on fire. |
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