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The best of make_a_brew's 12 jokes (View All).
An old bloke hires a hitman to kill his wife of 40 years.
The hitman says, "I'll shoot her just below her left tit."
The husband replies, "I want her dead not fucking kneecapped!"
A girl takes a dress into the dry cleaners and asks for it to be cleaned.
The man, who is a little deaf, says, "Come again?"
The girl blushes and replies, "No, it's yoghurt this time."
Paddy and Murphy walking down the road.
Paddy finds a mirror, looks at it and says, "I'm sure I've seen this man before!" and then passes it to Murphy.
Murphy then says, "You stupid twat that's me!"
A woman buys a wall mirror from B&Q. The attendant says, "Would you like a screw for that?"
She replies, "No, but I'd suck your cock for a lawn mower!"
|A wise man once said, "You should treat your women the way you treat your vacuum cleaner. When it stops sucking, change the bag."|
Camilla says to the Queen "Every time I suck Charles' penis I get acid indigestion"
The Queen replies "Have you tried Andrews?"
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