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| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 366 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 366 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 21 hours, 45 minutes | ||
The best of majjie's 20 jokes (View All).
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I just watched the last ever episode of Dora. She explored a white Transit van. |
 
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| Yes, the label on your van says "No tools left overnight" but the two England flags on the doors say "We have a copy of Nuts, Zoo and the Daily Star in the glovebox" |
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by majjie in In The News - Sports Headlines - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 20.2
| After seeing the line-up on "Celebrity Come Dine With Me", I may wait for Celebrity "Celebrity Come Dine With Me". |
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| "We make a strange pear" Said the schizophrenic fruit. |
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| You know I always thought "Nice guys finish last" was a sexual reference. |
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| I am thinking of combining my favourite pastimes. I want to become a gang racist. |
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| You learn something new every day - turns out there's a French word for soap! |
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Looks like operation Sea Lion will finally be going ahead. Most will know it as the Champion's League Final. |
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| That's strange. The 4OD website makes a distinction in the categories between "comedy" and "disability" |
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by majjie in Illness and mortality - Disability (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 3.8
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I was going to set up a direct debit to the NSPCC or perhaps volunteer to foster an abused child. Then I thought fuck it. I decided to put a sanctimonious cunt message up on Facebook and change my portrait to a cartoon instead. |
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