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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 324 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 1,690 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 14 hours, 42 minutes | ||
Joke Statistics
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 58 | Live Jokes: | 15 | |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 43 | Duplicate Jokes: | 10 | |
| Average Joke Score (All Jokes): | 29.14 | Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): | 112.67 | |
| Average Time Before Deletion: | 72,164m | |||
| Favourite Subcategory | Other > Animals/Insects (2) | |||
The best of leedaman666's 15 jokes (View All).
| Similar to Willy Wonka putting 5 golden tickets into bars of chocolate, Walkers have started a new competition where they have placed 5 crisps into their bags of air. |
 
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by leedaman666 in Other - Food and Drink (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 1,122.6
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Today an American stopped me and asked "Do you know the time?" So I looked down at my watch and saw it was 9:10. I thought to myself "I'm sure if i think about it for a minute I can make a good joke out of this..." In the end I told him "Time you got a watch!" |
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I keep making racist jokes about my Dad and his Thai bride. He finds it really annoying... And so does my dad. |
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by leedaman666 in Sex and shit - Transvestite (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 226
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A man walks into a pub with his dog and bets the barman £500 that the dog can talk. The barman takes him up on the offer thinking the man was mad. So he says to his dog "What is on the top of a house?" and the dog says "ROOF!" then the man says "whats my wifes name?" then the dog says "RUTH! then the man asks "what is the most important person on a football pitch?" and the dog says "REF!" Needless to say the barman throws them b [...]
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Just had a nice black coffee... Well when I say "Black coffee" I mean I nicked it from starbucks. |
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So waterloo road has started again. Time to see a bunch of failing kids getting pregnant, drinking themselves to death and doing other acts that couldn't happen anywhere else... And then, when I get home from North Liverpool Academy I can watch waterloo road! |
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For a laugh i clicked on the "Cure for ginge hair" ad at the top of the page and saw that it said it would be a good idea to give as a christmas present, and it made me think... Who would give a ginger a fucking christmas present? |
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| JLS condoms, so even when you haven't stuck it in there, there will already be a twat on the end of your cock. |
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I've always hated my parents for naming me after my father. It's really weird that all my mates call me "Dad" |
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I've just bought my kids the new Xbox Kinectimals game, where you "Use your whole body to interact with the animals." But as soon as I get my cock out I'm apparently "Being inappropriate" and now can only see my kids at weekends. |
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by leedaman666 in Sex and shit - Paedophile - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 3.2
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