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|Total Joke Score:||973|
|Total Time Active:||42 hours, 25 minutes|
The best of laughinghyena's 36 jokes (View All).
|Potatoes wrapped in tin-foil and kept in a cupboard become a welcome consolation if your house burns down.|
|MOBILITY SCOOTER DRIVERS. Attach a string of bananas behind your vehicle for that exciting Mario Kart look.|
|Dont invite Drug Addicts round for a meal on boxing day. They may find the offer of cold turkey embarrassing or offensive.|
|If the Waitress in the Bardon Mill Little Chef is reading this - please will you clear away our empty plates and take our fucking pudding order.|
Big Brother's Nadia "at risk of suicide".
So are we every time we have to look at the ugly cunt on our screens.
|As adverts on the television tell us not to use light switches if we smell gas, I find it useful to always have a candle ready for use in such emergencies.|
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