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| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 580 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 973 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 42 hours, 25 minutes | ||
The best of laughinghyena's 36 jokes (View All).
| Potatoes wrapped in tin-foil and kept in a cupboard become a welcome consolation if your house burns down. |
 
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submitted by laughinghyena, originally by Viz Top Tips in Other - Modern Life - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 496.4
| MOBILITY SCOOTER DRIVERS. Attach a string of bananas behind your vehicle for that exciting Mario Kart look. |
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submitted by laughinghyena, originally by viz top tips in Other - Modern Life - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 180.8
| Lighten the mood if you are ever in a car crash by replacing your air-bags with confetti today. |
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submitted by laughinghyena, originally by Viz Top Tips in Other - Modern Life - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 72.4
| Dont invite Drug Addicts round for a meal on boxing day. They may find the offer of cold turkey embarrassing or offensive. |
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| If the Waitress in the Bardon Mill Little Chef is reading this - please will you clear away our empty plates and take our fucking pudding order. |
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My cock got a good sucking today. Maybe I could get used to this hoovering thing. |
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by laughinghyena in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 20.8
| I recently had to use a public phone box in London, and was shocked to see a card advertising a 'Spanking by a naughty nurse, any time'. No wonder my mother has been waiting for a hip operation for 18 months when these so-called healthcare professionals are willing to abandon their patients at the drop of a hat in order to attend to someone's sexual lustings. |
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by laughinghyena in Sex and shit - ??? General - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 20.2
| Save time wrapping presents this Christmas by buying everyone you love, long grey cardboard tubes. |
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Big Brother's Nadia "at risk of suicide". So are we every time we have to look at the ugly cunt on our screens. |
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| As adverts on the television tell us not to use light switches if we smell gas, I find it useful to always have a candle ready for use in such emergencies. |
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