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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 60 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 1,065 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 84 hours, 57 minutes | ||
Joke Statistics
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 260 | Live Jokes: | 19 | |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 241 | Duplicate Jokes: | 87 | |
| Average Joke Score (All Jokes): | 4.10 | Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): | 56.05 | |
| Average Time Before Deletion: | 18,093m | |||
| Favourite Subcategory | Sex and shit > Contraception (1) | |||
The best of lafleur's 19 jokes (View All).
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I can't believe all the singles in my area want to meet me, probably because of all the iPads I've won. |
 
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'Barack Obama to stay at Buckingham Palace' Word of advice, Your Majesty: Don't come out of the shower with a towel around your head. |
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| What is it with blind people and their fucking obsession with labradors? |
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Just watching children in need, or the weekly shop as Brad and Angelina call it. |
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| A total naked woman rushed in a taxi. The taxi driver turned back and stared at her so keenly. The woman asked the taxi driver, Why are you staring at me that way, havent you ever seen a naked woman? The taxi driver replied, No, I just wonder where you have my money. |
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| i thought that this country had a load of foreigners until i went abroad |
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my mate just text me on his new flash network3 phone. apparently michael jackson died last nite |
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by lafleur in Illness and mortality - Death - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 6.6
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BBC News: Britain to get Euro as new currency. how stupid will that be, going in to the butchers and asking for a euro of sausages |
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NEWS.... swimmers go missing off dorset coast have you tried looking in the water |
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I have just installed a UV light in the kitchen. That way the wife can get a tan whilst doing the dishes. |
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