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The best of kangamatt's 50 jokes (View All).
|Adele has stated that writing the song 'Skyfall' for the new James Bond movie was influenced by a trip to the Grand Canyon... about the same size of crater she would have made had she fallen from the sky.|
|Police search vacant building for missing April: What the fuck dont they understand about the word vacant.|
|I've been really good since my New Year's Resolution to get fit... I now walk to get my take-aways rather than have them delivered.|
I've just had the worst case of 'Beer Goggles'....
I went back home after a night out and shagged the wife.
|I Know Ive got a kid outside of marriage and yeh, Ive been a shit dad...but at least Ive got it in writing from the CSA that my maintenance payments are "outstanding"|
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