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Me: "What's that smell?"
Wife: "I can't smell anything"
Me: "Neither can I, get that fucking cooker on"
My grandfather developed cancer when he was younger.
Some say he's the most evil scientist who ever lived.
I was pulled over by the police today.
"How fast do you think you were going, sir?"
"60mph?" I asked.
"Try 135," the officer replied.
So I shut the door and drove as fast as I could.
The British Islamic Association has said there is no longer room for extremists within their mosques.
Although a waiting list has been set up.
As my wife pulled up and saw the 'Police Line do not cross' tape, she immediately burst into tears
Best £1.50 I've spent.
I looked out of our window today and said to the wife...
"It's like rush hour outside."
"What, lots of traffic?" She replied.
"No, there's a black and Chinese guy running down the road in pursuit of a criminal."
An American couple got into my taxi and said they wanted to experience a typical British cab ride.
So I put Punjab FM on the radio and drove like a cunt.
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