jibjab's Profile Information:
It takes a big man to cry.
It takes a bigger man to laugh at that man's crying.
Twitter account: sickcynic
It takes a bigger man to laugh at that man's crying.
Twitter account: sickcynic
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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 1590 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 43,419 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 705 hours, 46 minutes | ||
The best of jibjab's 834 jokes (View All).
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I was on Dragons' Den but got chucked out. Apparently asking Deborah Meaden to "fuck off and get me a sandwich while the men talk business" is unacceptable. |
 
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by jibjab in Sex and shit - Sexism (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 2,400.4
| You don't have to be good at anagrams to see that Pope Benedict is an Epic Bent Pedo. |
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British rescue operation.
Use stealth tactics to get into the enemy building. Use silenced weapons and gas to disable combatants and avoid detection. Rescue victim quickly and without taking any casualties. American rescue operation. Roll up in Hummers, because they are cool. Throw grenades at building until everyone inside is dead, because explosions are fucking cool. Drag corpse of person you just 'rescued' out of the rubble and stick American flag [...] |
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BBC News: Bad drivers to face £100 fines Seems a bit sexist. |
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I just bet £100 at the bookies that they would find Maddie, at 1000-1 odds. That way, if they ever do find her, I'll be able to afford a fucking good lawyer. |
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by jibjab in In The News - Missing Persons (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 1,629.2
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I met a girl in a nightclub and told her, "I'm going to fuck you in my bedroom, my bathroom, my kitchen and my lounge when we get back to mine." She replied, "Wow! Let's go - it's good to find a man with such stamina these days." For some reason, she didn't seem too impressed when we finally got to the caravan. |
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How many niggers does it take to start a riot? Minus one. |
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My daughter was going on a date with a black guy and I was furious. I said to her, "If you go out that front door, that's it, you won't ever be coming back into my house!' You can imagine the smug look on my face at being proved right when the police called to say she'd been raped and murdered. |
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| Lynx: because some women aren't worth showering for. |
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Why did the riots stop after four days? Because blacks never do a full week's work. |
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