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| Contribution Points: | 1308 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 1,531 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 113 hours, 36 minutes | ||
The best of jezzab1's 41 jokes (View All).
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I would never cheat in a relationship, because that would require two people to find me attractive. |
 
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They say one in every seven friends have a gambling addiction. My money's on Dave. |
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Handjobs are like Pepsi. Never your first choice but you'll take it anyway. |
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For Halloween I'm going to dress up as Snow White. That way the cops won't question me about the 7 kids in my car. |
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I'm kinda worried about the new neighbour. He's fat, bald, old, and slowly drives a white van around... I mean, that's some serious competition. |
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Whats the best thing about being a formula one driver? You don't have to watch the fucking race! |
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My teacher asked me what Mr X does. Apparently Mrs X is not the correct answer. |
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First of all they make lynx africa now they make lynx bullets. Any idea who they're aiming these at. |
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So Man Utd are depending on Qpr to help them win the title tomorrow. What could possibly go wrong? |
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| Adrian Chiles presenting football is a bit like Joey Essex presenting Mastermind. |
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submitted by jezzab1, originally by @Arsenal_Fan10 on Twitter in Sports - Football - Added: 7 months ago - Current Score: 6.6
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