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| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 129 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 1,010 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 16 hours, 16 minutes | ||
The best of jdalgl11's 14 jokes (View All).
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Prince William's stag do is going to be very weird... Stuffing pictures of his Gran down the bras of strippers! |
 
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submitted by jdalgl11, originally by Kevin Bridges in Celebrities - Royalty - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 422.8
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New Wikileaks release: 'Where's Wally' is behind the man with the green hat to the left of the page. |
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I agreed that women are unfit to be Priests in the Catholic Church. How are they gonna fulfil the usual priestly duties without a cock? |
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Police have found further evidence linking Loyalists to the attempted attack on Neil Lennon and 2 other Celtic fans. A small picture of The Queen has been discovered on all 3 packages... |
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by jdalgl11 in In The News - Northern Ireland - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 102.4
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You've heard about "The Stranger" when you lie on your wanking arm until it goes numb and feels like someone else is doing it... Well I prefer the one when you stay in the bath for ages until your hands are all wrinkly, then have a wank. I call it "The Old Lady"... |
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by jdalgl11 in Sex and shit - Masturbation - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 52.8
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My view was that I am happy My company's view was that I am gullible |
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'Amy Winehouse dead'. All I need is for Pete Doherty to come up on my accumulator and I'm quids in! |
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by jdalgl11 in In The News - Celebrity Death - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 13
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People always say they're "saving for a rainy day"... Really, how much does a fuckin umbrella cost for fuck sake??? |
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Why do Glaswegians talk so fast? Because their life expectancy is so short they need to get everything out before they drop dead at 48 with liver disease. |
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So we put a "tourist attraction" as head of state? Can't wait until the next state visit from King Mickey and Queen Minnie of France. |
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